Anonymous experts have long agreed that there is a first time for everything. Does this mean that there will be a first time for a Chilean seabass to play Bach at Carnegie Hall? Probably not. And yet it doesn't sound all that pithy to say that of those things that have ever occured or ever will occur there is or has been a first time that those things occured or will occur, per se. Nope.
The other day it was Tommasino's turn to try out the swing for the first time. I don't know if he was just trying to be cool in front of the other babies, or what, but he didn't look afraid at all. Who knows, secretly maybe he was peeing himself.
Yeah, knowing him - he probably was.